REVIEW- WOMEN'S FOOTY! As far back as time can remember, men have watched Aussie Rules Football in Australia, or at least as far back as the turn of the 19th century and a bit before. It was an Aboriginal game played around Ballarat with a stuffed possum skin, by local indigenous Aborigines and they called the game "Marngrook". Many unfortunate souls have watched the game, live or on TV, on ovals spread all over Australia for just over a decade, along with their wives.
Many times I have watched the footy on TV over at a mates place, only to listen to his trophy wife declaring, her absolute love for Warwick Capper's arse, or Dermott Brereton's bicep's and his long girly curls, with the most shameless of excitement. You would look over to the husband and he would shake his head, take a deep sigh, while at the same time, rolling his eyes. But in this modern day and age, since Germaine Greer wrote the Female Eunuch, The Pill came in, and women burnt their bra's, all of us men have now transformed, magically into Sensitive New Age Guys overnight.
So, we just endure the wife's unbridled and over-excited infatuation like the men that we are! You grin and bear it and say nothing. Well, all things even, all I can say is I saw many, many lovely young ladies competing fiercely, in a traditional Aussie game normally reserved for the male of the species only. But, you put my two loves together, attractive women and Footy, geez, if we just added a BBQ and a can of beer, this would be Heaven On Earth. Anyway, Ladies, back to the girls of the Aussie Rules Footy. I saw a gorgeous brunette about six foot too, slender, nice A... r....chillies tendons and a massive great set of . . . hands. Excellent for handling the ball and other things, she's only 22, it was absolutely magnificent, to watch the poise, speed and skill of those, ever so professional, sexy, young ladies with the tight footy shorts. To the poor guys, who like good SNAGS, have for years, had to listen to their wives drone on about Leigh Matthews arse, or Nick Naitunui's lovely dreads, suck it up!
Sell-out crowd, with the gates locked, between Collingwood and Carlton with Carlton taking the points. It was magnificent to watch, all the ladies were very fast, fit and skilful, and a huge success with the general Australian public. It has a huge future. When's the next game!
So, we just endure the wife's unbridled and over-excited infatuation like the men that we are! You grin and bear it and say nothing. Well, all things even, all I can say is I saw many, many lovely young ladies competing fiercely, in a traditional Aussie game normally reserved for the male of the species only. But, you put my two loves together, attractive women and Footy, geez, if we just added a BBQ and a can of beer, this would be Heaven On Earth. Anyway, Ladies, back to the girls of the Aussie Rules Footy. I saw a gorgeous brunette about six foot too, slender, nice A... r....chillies tendons and a massive great set of . . . hands. Excellent for handling the ball and other things, she's only 22, it was absolutely magnificent, to watch the poise, speed and skill of those, ever so professional, sexy, young ladies with the tight footy shorts. To the poor guys, who like good SNAGS, have for years, had to listen to their wives drone on about Leigh Matthews arse, or Nick Naitunui's lovely dreads, suck it up!
Sell-out crowd, with the gates locked, between Collingwood and Carlton with Carlton taking the points. It was magnificent to watch, all the ladies were very fast, fit and skilful, and a huge success with the general Australian public. It has a huge future. When's the next game!
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